GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony)


"George," said Fred, "I think we’ve outgrown a full-time education." “Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly."Time to test our talents in the real world, d’you reckon?" asked Fred."Definitely," said George.
ayeend:

Keizoku 2: SPEC
Why should I retract my claws for you?
What do I earn from playing nice?
I’ll choke on the cries I leave in my throat.
I am not sorry.
If I am angry, I will be angry.
I will be blinding light
I will be rage and shaky hands
I will be venom and teary eyes
I will not laugh at your jokes
I will not tuck my fangs away to smile for you.
I will look you dead in the eye
and
I will spit out teeth that are not mine.

Favourite Movies: Matilda (1996)

"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique and special, for better or for worse."

(Source: donniedarkos)

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

She has a charm that once you start, you can’t stop liking her. I like it.

thebluebird:

A professional script reader read 300 screenplays for five different studios, all the while tracking the many recurring problems. The infographic he made with the collected data offers a glimpse at where screenwriting goes wrong.

rumple-dearie:

It’s a curious, saddening thing; the death of a comedian. They spend their whole lives making people laugh and, at least for 24 hours in the wake of their death, all that laughter is undone and instead people mourn. It’s especially sad when they take their own lives, because it’s quite heart breaking that someone can give so much happiness to the world and never find happiness themselves.